"Apps for the Post-Digital World" - City Pages Comix Issue, 2011

I actually played that thing called 'Angry Birds' for the first time a few weeks ago. I probably never will again in my life. Why are the pigs legless and ensconced in these irrational structures? Why do these birds need to project themselves into these buildings and slaughter these porcine balls, when they themselves explode into feathers and nothingness?

Just, why.